waikiki

Last night was a long night in Waikiki. We went to a new sushi bar in the Royal Hawaiian Shopping center called Doraku or something like that. The food was great but the techno was superb. I listen to house music all day as I stare at the computer so I’m picky when it comes to techno but I was down with the groove there last night. Then we went to the Red Lion where I met this pretty asian girl. I asked her what she did and she said she types on a computer all day. Wow, what a coincidence I tell her. I do too. I make websites. She asks if I’ve made any she knows. No no. Probably not, but I made the Dong Shop and you can visit and get yourself a new dildo. Well, that didn’t fly too well and she kind of got all weird and avoided me for the rest of the night. Which leads me into my rant…

Long ago I’ve realized that no matter what I do or what I say its going to offend someone. I’ve tried playing nice and tried pleasing everyone but no matter how hard you try you’re going to piss someone off somehow. As a result I’ve lived my life just being myself and not trying to put a show on for anyone. I run into these kinds of people all the time who get offended by what I say for some reason. It offends me honestly that someone judges me for what I do for a living. This girl doesn’t know anything about me other than I sell vibrators but yet somehow that crossed some imaginary line she drew. I work hard doing what I do and I’m a nice guy so when people have a problem with me they can go suck a dick and join the crowd of prudes in the corner being miserable with themselves. Uno dos tres, fuck a bitch.

I am just testing out how easy it I’d
a to blog on an iphone. Other than my fat fingers its pretty slick. Well I’m off to party in Waikiki. iPhone rocks.

Today we went to Waikiki during the Aloha Festival. I brought my board and surfed Publics as usual. I put my bag in its usual spot, albeit there were a lot more people around than normal. Anyway, I surfed a bit and came in to discover someone had walked off with my bag. I stupidly left my phone, wallet, and my wedding ring in my bag. Over 2 hours later when I got home I canceled everything and started tracking this person down. Here is what I know.

Somewhere between 2:30pm and 7:30 they used my business credit card to charge gas twice and purchase something at a post office. One gas station told me to call their corporate number on Monday to get surveillance for today. The other gas station’s phone number was busy but I’ll call again tomorrow. I will call Monday to find out what post office they went to and see if I can get the tapes there too. Basically, the only thing I got going for me is possible tapes at these places. I’ve never really tried to track someone down before. Kinda hard when you got nothing to go on.

My neighbor has been digging me ever since I told her I made porn. Yesterday she asked me if I would do a scene with her. Hawaii is so fucking awesome. I’m going to miss Waikiki when I move. Anyway, of course I grabbed the camera and went over to her place for the shoot. I had her try on some different clothes and decided on the one she’s wearing in the picture below. So, click on the picture to see more pics of her and if you want to see me fuck this hot little asian girl then signup for a membership.

Hawaii has lots of swingers but no real swingers clubs. It does however have loads of hotels and they are a popular place for swinger parties. I personally haven’t been to one but I do know that a lot of the hotels in Waikiki frequently are host to all sorts of perverted sexual adventures from tourists picking up a hooker in Waikiki to some college kids on spring break having their first orgy. Hawaii is not only a relaxing place to visit but the hotels in Hawaii offer tons of fun for the freaks out there. They are always discrete and could care less if you come downstairs to pick up a slutty girl in a tiny tight red dress and clear high heels and then 30 minutes later you escort her down and pick up a different girl. No one cares and no one says anything. Its one of the unspoken rules around town and especially among the many Hawaii hotels. Swingers love the hotels because they get one of the nicer rooms with multiple beds and can hang out at the bar downstairs a bit before moving up to the real action. If you want to be a pimp for an evening, rent a room at one of the luxury Hawaii hotels, pick up a few hookers, and don’t forget to bring you camera and camcorder because its going to be one wild night in Waikiki.