Hawaii

Fuck the office. I haven’t worked in a real office in years and I don’t plan on starting anytime soon. I feel I’m doing the environment a favor by working from home and having my contractors do what they do where ever they want to do it. Fuck an office. Here’s a picture of a chair I walked past on my way to the beach. Someone else apparently feels the same way. Even the birds agree.

Now its only appropriate for me to post a picture of me working. Here I am in my ‘office’. Its actually my roof. Great view don’t you think? How could this possibly get old?

I took a day off from hustling the other day and biked into Haleiwa. I brought my camera with me and just plopped the bag down on the ground without thinking. Then I freaked out and had to take a picture to see if my camera still worked. It turned out to be a pretty cool shot. Everything is so symmetrical in it.

Enough grocery shopping at Malama Market. I headed over to Alii Beach Park to check out the waves and the girls. What do we have here? Twin bikinis it seems and this cute little Japanese girl liked me snapping shots of her. She smiled a few times and posed nicely for me. I swear this was totally not a pervert from the bushes shot. Ok, maybe it was a bit.

Here’s another picture I liked from that day. Reminds me of a Mai Tai. Tourists on vacation in Hawaii. Gotta love it.

Here’s a cool cat doing a headstand while surfing. Now, its not the headstand that I’m impressed with, its the fact that he is actually riding a wave. It was pretty flat that day and this is probably the wave of the day right here. I’ve never tried to do a headstand while surfing. I suppose I’d need a longboard for something like that.

This last picture I took while in the water at my beach. I call it my beach because its just down the street from my place. Its amazing to think that I live in such a beautiful place. It makes me smile when there are days like this.

Finally, I just wanted to mention that I’ve spent 4 consecutive days without getting into a car. I’m interested in seeing how long I can go without using any gasoline. Just doing my part to save the world. We’ve also started using candles at night and turning off the lights. We rarely need to use the A/C because its always a perfect temperature. I think it’d be cool if we had a house someday and got some solar panels to power everything. We have some friends who are completely off the grid. The house is self sufficient and has a handful of solar panels in the front. Its pretty amazing. Inspiring almost.

The other day Matt Costa came to visit the island and played at some bar downtown. I think it was at Next Door. Anyway, the show was awesome and afterwards we smoked a joint on the street before coming up to the North Shore to chill. It was a pretty cool night. Here’s a picture I snapped of Matt passing me the last puff of the joint.

For those of you who don’t know who Matt Costa is he’s a musician and a damn good one at that. You ought to go check out some of his music on iTunes when you get a chance. I think you’ll enjoy it. I have another friend of mine who is looking to get more CD sales. Check out his MySpace page and go buy one of his cds. He’s got a few songs on his page you can check out. Its real chill acoustic music and makes me wanna blaze.

My good friend Mr. Smith has invited me to go camping this weekend with him and a handful of his stripper friends. Of course I had to check the schedule to see if anything conflicted. Yeah right. I’m there with the camera no doubt. It to be seen if it’ll be a wild and crazy time or not. I’ve never really pictured dancers to go camping though I suppose that’s a big generalization. Mr. Smith’s a cool cat who sells his fair share of drugs around the island. I’ve got to admit that I’m a little excited about the camping trip. Its like a big unknown. Will they even show? Will it be ghetto? Who knows. I do know that the guy always has a hot 18 year old or two around he arm so I’m thinking it’ll be a fun trip. Maybe I’ll get a shot or two off to post for you pervs. My goal for the weekend is to get an outdoors orgy going on and take tons of pictures. And at the very least a discrete blowjob behind a bush from one of these girls would suffice.

Camping on the beach is one of my favorite things to do here in Hawaii. Its so relaxing and chill. I’ve been fishing lately so it gives me something more to do than just stare at the fire but I suppose there might be more interesting things going on than just fishing this weekend. I probably shouldn’t hype it up so much so I don’t get disappointed when I don’t get my dick sucked. I’m sure I’ll pitch a tent while I’m there at least.

In other news, we have a friend from Florida flying in tonight. We gotta go get some leis for them and pick em up at the airport. Then its off to meet Mr. Smith for some herbage to celebrate with tonight. Its been almost 2 weeks I think since I’ve been stoned. Its about time to sit back and smoke a bowl.

I’m sitting here looking out my front window and drinking a cup of chai tea that I just made. I’ve got some incense burning in the kitchen and the smoke is crawling up my nose. I felt like reflecting on an incident that happened a few weeks ago that I haven’t mentioned yet here. Laura and I were on our way to meet some new swingers who were on vacation. They were an ok looking couple but timid at best. It was their first time and they chose us to break em in. We went out to eat at down the street at Haleiwa Joe’s and had a couple drinks with dinner. Afterwards they followed us back home where Laura got the bright idea to play strip bowling on the Nintendo Wii. We played a clothed game before the strip bowling idea got tossed out there. That first game everyone sucked but me and Laura. Once the strip bowling started I seemed to have lost my edge and was sitting around naked as usual. What was odd was how the other girl suddenly became a bowling pro and scoring well into the 200 range. She was really focusing on staying clothed it seemed.

We played what seemed like 10 games over probably 2 or 3 hours. I was starting to get bored and was thinking about kicking everyone out if they didn’t get naked and start fucking. Eventually, I asked the guy if he wanted to get some pictures taken for a memory of his vacation. Of course so I grabbed the camera and directed the guy to sit in the middle of the futon while a girl on either side of him sucked his dick. I took a few shots and everyone started getting all giggly. Ok, now my turn. So this is when his girl started sucking on my dick. She was getting into it and was gagging herself with my dick trying to do a good job. I was sort of impressed that she was going for trying to swallow my cock without me having to skull fuck her while gripping onto the back of her head. Nope, she was doing it on her own and my hands were free to smoke a joint as she was doing so. Here’s a picture the guy shot of the two of them sucking my dick. Laura’s camera shy obviously so she just licked my balls while this girl sucked me off.

Then she looks up and sees Laura sucking her guy off. Something snapped and she took my dick out her mouth and said she had to go to the bathroom. Obviously to cry because she’s not emotionally ready for the situation. That kind of halted everything except the guy started wanking off by himself at this point. He ends up cumming on himself and the girl comes out of the bathroom and starts getting dressed. Wtf was that I thought. Then they left and after we shut the door Laura and I laughed to ourselves as I tore her ass up wondering what that cute blond tail would have been like instead.

Here’s some porn for you to enjoy now.

I haven’t left the islands in quite some time and I think its catching up to me. Friends seem boring and annoying. My life seems like an endless routine that goes nowhere. Every day is perfect with blue skies and sunshine. It truly is paradise living here in Hawaii yet there’s a side effect that many people don’t even know. We call it island fever. Its when living on such a small island eats at your soul. It starts to warp your sense of reality and dull your senses. Life isn’t meant to be so relaxed and care free as we live it here. Its meant to have ups and downs and swirly rounds. That’s what makes it interesting and exciting. You can still feel connected when you live in Honolulu because its got a fair amount of activity going on. Enough to distract you from paradise just long enough to not catch the island fever. But me…I live up here on the north shore in a quite little town of about 5000 people. Not much changes other than the faces of tourists that come and go. The days are filled with sunshine and rainbows. What makes it worse is that I work from home and don’t often need to go anywhere. I end up waking up when the birds wake me in the morning. I stroll over to the computer to check some emails and fuck around until noon or so when I take my puppies for a walk down the street to chill on the beach. The cool breeze is predictable. The dozens of sea turtles floating around near the pyramid shaped rocks at the beach are expected. The handful of milfs and military wives suntanning alone are all normal around these parts. Yet despite its perfect appearance it takes its toll on your soul.

I’ve caught the island fever and life on a rock in the middle of the Pacific ocean is taking its toll on my spirits. I’m fantasizing about taking a solo vacation. A one way trip to where ever I can afford and staying as long as I can or care to. Forgetting my life here in paradise and jumping ship for fresh start someplace. Oahu is about 40 miles across. I can circumnavigate the island in a few hours. Everywhere seems like my backyard and everywhere I go there are people I know and who recognize me. Its a small island and its growing smaller by the day. I need to take a trip off this island. I feel like scaling a mountain by myself or flying to another country and chilling by myself for a month. Maybe I just need to move back to town where there’s enough distractions to keep me occupied. Living Waikiki was fun as hell with its amazing hookers and hot Japanese girl. Even that gets old though. A vacation is what I need. A vacation from paradise.