dogs

For the past few weeks a neighbor has been chaining his two large german shepards outside in a communal area of the building. No big deal except that they go crazy when we walk our dogs by them. Yesterday one wasn’t tied up and almost attacked Laura while she was walking the dogs. Later in the day we were all stoned and throwing some garbage away when the dogs started barking at me. I told them calmly that if they didn’t like me then they could just get the fuck out of here then because this is my house not yours. That just made them more angry and ferocious. So I tried to yell at them to shut up and be quiet. Never works with my dogs either. So we were walking away and I was all pumped with adrenalin at that point so when I saw the neighbor peeping out her window I called up to her that she needed to get the dogs out of here.

A few minutes later her husband or boyfriend comes down and knocks on the door. I go to the door and he starts asking me how old I am and that I need to act like an adult and come talk to him if I have a problem with his dogs. He appologized for his dogs and wanted me to apologize for yelling at them but I didn’t. I told him straight up that “Hey, now that we’re talking. I don’t think its very respectful of you to the rest of the building to have you dogs there. I can’t even throw away my garbage without them attacking me.” Then he got pissed and seemed like he wanted to throw down and I was all for it. He’s asking me if I just told him I wasn’t sorry. As if right? I tell him, yeah that’s what I’m saying and furthermore I think its rude for you to come down here and start arguing with me about it. Anyway, he wouldn’t leave until I mockingly said “Please excuse me good sir for I never meant to cause you any trouble.” I shook his hand and went inside.

I shot off an email to the owner of course just to let him know that there was some drama going on around here. I don’t need that kind of bullshit from a place where I live. I get an email back saying that they’ve asked them to move out and that I wasn’t the only one who complained. I don’t think anyone else knew who’s dogs they were actually until I pointed the finger at them. I felt bad about them getting kicked out but fuck, don’t come knock on my fucking door looking for trouble cause I’ll bring it one way or another. Whether I have to beat your fucking ass down in front of your wife and child or just make you look like a complete dumbass in front of them for getting them kicked out. It wasn’t my intention of course. I really just wanted the dogs to go away so I can walk around my property in peace without some wild dogs trying to attack me. It was the owner’s decision to give them the boot not mine. I just let him know about the drama is all. Problem solved and peace returns to my quiet little building. Its too little for drama.

I had to clear my mind of this mess so I found some nice asian porn to enjoy. This site is called Asian Suck Dolls and you’ll love it. These are just a few of the many hot young asian girls you’ll get no where else but on this site. Truely amazing.

I just got back from a bbq on the beach with everyone else on Oahu today. The entire island was bbqing in town today at the beach and stayed for the fireworks. The dogs were freaking out because everyone was lighting fireworks everywhere. There were tons of people all over the place. I love bbqing at the beach and getting drunk. I’ve decided to stop smoking weed for a bit. It makes me less productive.

However, I did manage to get a few features finished on Bleep Shot including syncing phone numbers to user accounts and allowing users to organize their photos into galleries. There a ton more features in the works so keep visiting and get ready for some really hot amateur cell phone porn. Here’s an ad Laura made for the site.

Hammy just learned that he could fuck Lola. These are our dogs. Laura taught him how to do it. Basically, she held Lola down so Hammy could rape her and now she seems to like it. Ever since Hammy tasted the forbidden fruit he’s constantly trying to hump her. I have to yell at him sometimes to leave her alone. She used to put up a fight so I’m not sure if she stopped trying or if she likes it. I think we’re going to have them fixed after they have their first batch of puppies. I originally thought “Hey! We could sell them on Craigslist!” but dogs are a lot of fucking work and I don’t really want any more shit to deal with. I should include a picture of Hammy humping Lola but everyone is sleeping right now so you’ll get my photo of Hammy and the Glory Hole.