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Last night was a long night in Waikiki. We went to a new sushi bar in the Royal Hawaiian Shopping center called Doraku or something like that. The food was great but the techno was superb. I listen to house music all day as I stare at the computer so I’m picky when it comes to techno but I was down with the groove there last night. Then we went to the Red Lion where I met this pretty asian girl. I asked her what she did and she said she types on a computer all day. Wow, what a coincidence I tell her. I do too. I make websites. She asks if I’ve made any she knows. No no. Probably not, but I made the Dong Shop and you can visit and get yourself a new dildo. Well, that didn’t fly too well and she kind of got all weird and avoided me for the rest of the night. Which leads me into my rant…

Long ago I’ve realized that no matter what I do or what I say its going to offend someone. I’ve tried playing nice and tried pleasing everyone but no matter how hard you try you’re going to piss someone off somehow. As a result I’ve lived my life just being myself and not trying to put a show on for anyone. I run into these kinds of people all the time who get offended by what I say for some reason. It offends me honestly that someone judges me for what I do for a living. This girl doesn’t know anything about me other than I sell vibrators but yet somehow that crossed some imaginary line she drew. I work hard doing what I do and I’m a nice guy so when people have a problem with me they can go suck a dick and join the crowd of prudes in the corner being miserable with themselves. Uno dos tres, fuck a bitch.

Well it’s time for another tiny teen site wouldn’t you say? This one is called Girls Love Toys. They have a bunch of girls masturbating using dildos on the site. They aren’t all playing with themselves but that’s the main focus of the site. Here are a few select photo sets that I thought you’d enjoy.

This girl is cute, short, and petite. She looks like she just turned 18 yesterday right? What a hot skinny white girl. I like this shot a lot. She’s wearing those big shoes that make her look so small and innocent like she shouldn’t be taking off her clothes because its naughty and someone might find out. Well I found out and now I’m about to signup for a membership and take care of some business.

You wouldn’t think I’d forget about my little asian fetish did you? This site has plenty of variety to choose from. One of the many reasons you’ll be satisfied with your membership. I picked this girl because she’s dark and slutty looking. She looks a bit Hawaiian I think too. I’d love to roll play with her Hawaiian ass. I’ll be Captain Cook and she can be a native Hawaiian’s youngest daughter as a gift to me.

Flat chested teens are cool too. This girl has no tits at all and she still gets my dick hard. In fact, I enjoy a little variety so having tiny titties is great so long as I also get to suck on some big titties every now and then. Some of the poses this girl gets in are sort of ridiculous but she’s sexy as hell with her hairless young pussy and tiny titties.

I just sorted out my supplier problem and now the Dong Shop is ready for business. My first order is going to be for this:

I’m exceited to see Laura try it out with some sexy girl. Two words: Double Dong.

My life has been so incredibly busy lately from working my ass off to wild crazy orgy parties. I feel spread thin lately and my lack of recent updates is a result of all this activity. Last night I went to a great party and got completely fucked up so today I’m taking it a little slow. Slow enough to get a little writing in.

I’ve done a handful of shoots so far with my new camera. I’m still getting comfortable with it. My buddy called me out on my hdr porn idea in that people end up looking ugly in hdr images. I still want to give it a try at least. I’ve also been working on the Dong Shop code. I had to take down the original site I had up because my credit card processor didn’t like some of the content. I’m working on getting it setup now with fresh code to make everything much easier to use and streamlined for myself. The site is useless junk right now so I’m trying to get it up and running within the next week. I’ve also been planning out some other interesting new non-adult related sites which I’ll be working on once the Dong Shop is production ready.

I bought a used 6′ shortboard to fuck around with. My ribs are sore from last weekend still so I’m taking it easy for probably another week until I’m 100% again. My body just can’t handle surfing for 8 hours a day while I’m fucked up. I missed a good swell this week because of it. That’s about all the time I have for writing today.