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Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

What can I say, I love this cute Thai girl. Tussinee is probably the cutest little Thai porn star out there. All her promotional material makes her seem innocent but inside the site she gets fucked like a dirty little whore. These are just teasers to get you inside. If you want to see the real action you need to signup for a membership. Its not too expensive and you can even just get 1 month at a time if you like. She’s well worth it trust me. Thai girls are the best. They’re all freaky when you get them naked but they all have this innocent look which makes my dick hard. Memberships are pretty cheap and the site uses a well known and trusted credit card processor so your information is going to be safe and secure when you signup.

young thai girl wearing stockings and a short skirt

If you aren’t satisfied with this beautiful young Thai girl (18 years old of course) then you can easily just cancel your membership. There is no sneaky tricks to keep charging you or any of that crap. I don’t promote those types of sites. You won’t see any popups here either because I don’t endorse that crap here on My Wrong Side. This is just straight up a hot sexy young Thai girl who loves to get naked and fuck.

petite thai girl outdoors at the beach in a bikiki

I have a few friends who have signed up for this site and they’ve been members for months now. There’s a reason for that. Its because this girl is hot as hell and the site is always updated with fresh new content. I especially like her cute little brown pussy lips and dark nipples. I think I’m addicted to this Thai girl. Pussy crack let me just say. Pussy crack all the way. I’m going to see if she’ll fly to Hawaii and do a shoot with me. Maybe do it Mike’s Apartment style but more like Mabusfoo’s Mansion. I’ll invite a bunch of hot porn girls from other sites to Hawaii and they can stay at my place for free while they’re here if they do a shoot with me. We’ll see. Its just an idea right now. Until then, you can find more hardcore Tussinee action by clicking on any of the pictures here and signing up for a membership. Save your lunch money for a few days and signup for some of the best porn out there right now.

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Shaved pussy

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

I’m not sure what it is about Japanese girls but they always have hairy pussies for some reason. Its a cultural thing I know but I’m not down with it. Hairy pussies must go. Hairless pretty pussies are where the future is folks. These hairy pussy girls need to catch up with the times and trim the muff. My buddy sent me this picture of a girl mowing her own lawn and I thought you would enjoy it. See, she has the right idea getting her shit mowed by mister stick man there. Good work.

girl shaving her pussy

There are a number of things wrong with hairy pussies other than the hair. If its really hairy is kind of scary then and who wants to stick their dick in a gnarly hairy snatch. It looks even more disgusting if her pussy is all wet. Then its like wet hairy pussy. Yuk. Makes me want to vomit and reminds me of ugly fat girls for some reason. People with hairy pussies don’t get a lot of play most likely. Either that or no one ever goes down there. I certainly wouldn’t. Get hair all in between my teeth and shit. Shave that shit off already. There’s a reason why most porn girls have hairless pussies. Its more aesthetically pleasing. It looks cleaner like it doesn’t stink like shit. Hairy pussies though, who knows. I have to admit though that I’ve fucked a few girls with hairy pussies. That was long before my pussy crack days mind you. Now I only fuck primped sluts with trimmed pubes. You don’t have to be hairless though just well groomed. A big hairy mess is just gross. It tells me a girl doesn’t take care of her self very well. A trimmed pussy on the other hand says that this girl knows what she wants. Pussy crack is always clean and neat.

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Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Most people have had some type of experience with pussy and you probably enjoyed it unless you’re a flaming queer. If you’ve had pussy like I’ve had pussy then you’ll love pussy crack. Its derived from pussy but its thousands of times better than just normal pussy. My dog is even hooked on pussy crack. His girlfriend Lola is on her rag so he just constantly pants with a smile and his red rocket sticking out. I have to keep them separated or he’ll attack her and just rape her. She’s smaller so she can’t really do much but bite his face. I think he likes it though. Pussy crack. It will make you do some crazy shit. Where would I be today if I didn’t have my pussy crack? Probably just tagging your average plain old boring pussy. No thanks. I’ll take a nice thick piece of pussy crack please. When I’m feeling down I just hit the pussy crack and I’m flying high. When I’m bored I grab the pussy crack. Its hours of fun if you know what you’re doing. The best thing is a wake and bake with a little pussy crack. My alarm goes off and I roll over and grab myself a nice piece of pussy crack to start the day off right. It puts me in a good mood for the rest of the day. Sometimes my mood slumps half way through the day even with a wake and back pussy crack. You know what that means? It means I need another hit of pussy crack. Sometimes I run out of pussy crack at home and I wonder the streets hunting for more. I can’t seem to get enough pussy crack. I don’t think its really interfered with my day to day life since I’ve started hitting the pussy crack. Its probably made me more productive if anything because when I have my daily fix of pussy crack I’m not distracted hunting for your normal pussy all day long. No way. Pussy crack will set you straight. No more average pussy for me. I wouldn’t even think of tagging a normal piece of pussy unless of course I was all out of pussy crack and there was none to be found. But really, pussy crack is everywhere. There’s like an epidemic of pussy crack right now sweeping the globe. People all over the world are realizing they need not settle for average pussy when they can have pussy crack. Can’t find pussy crack in your area? Contact me. I will ship you some fine pussy crack. First hit is free. After that we can make arrangements for regular shipments. There is tons of pussy crack where I live so I’ve got plenty to share with everyone. I just need to walk down the street and find some hot chick. The secret to scoring a nice piece of pussy crack is all in the way you pimp. If you got no game you wont get any pussy crack. If you’re big pimpin and you can sling it then watch out cause the pussy crack flood gates are open and you probably won’t know what to do with all the pussy crack that will be coming your way. Pussy crack seems to just find me these days. Anyway, you get the picture. Pussy crack is definitely the way to go. Oh, and if you can’t find any pussy crack click on one of the images on this site and you will find some decent pussy you can wank off to instead. It might not be pussy crack but hey its better than masturbating to your sister while she’s in the shower isn’t it?

Heroin in Honolulu

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

I just got back from walking my dogs around the block. Its a busy part of town right in the heart of tourist town, Waikiki. I passed by a truck that had a skinny construction working sitting in the driver’s seat. I peered in the window only to see him sitting there with a syringe sticking out of his arm. It was half full of blood mixed with something else. The first thing it reminded me of was the heroin addicts that litter the streets of downtown Orlando. I still have video footage of a woman shooting heroin into her jugular vein and then flipping out yelling at all her addict friends. I need to put that bitch on YouTube. The guy in the truck looked a bit tranquil but I have no idea what he was shooting up. I wasn’t around when he melted it with his blowtorch lighter held to the bottom of a metal spoon so who knows. Diabetic? I’ve never seen many people shoot insulin but the ones I have I don’t remember seeing them draw blood into the syringe first. Maybe that’s common practice. I dunno. Its still kind of creepy seeing someone sitting there that shit sticking out of his arm. It is Aloha Friday after all. Maybe he needed a mid day boost. Hawaii has really cleaned up its meth problem in recent years so hopefully heroin doesn’t become its replacement. Orlando has a big problem with heroin and crack. You don’t hear much about crack around the islands. Its all meth because you can just cook the shit yourself and you don’t need any cocaine base to start with. My guess is any drug requiring shipping won’t really get too much of a secure footing in Hawaii.

I wish you the best of luck in life and love

Monday, July 28th, 2003

My typical day to day life appears to be the same thing over and over again just in different contexts. So today I want to write about memories from longer than a few days ago. But where to begin this venture into the depths of my mind?A recurrent memory is my first love, Janet. I dread just saying her name though I have little reason to be so childish. When I first met her I was calling a friend, Chandra, on the phone and was just being stupid while I was drunk at John’s house. Janet answered the phone and I talked to her for a little bit eventually giving her my number. In a few days or weeks she called me and that was that. I started going over her house all the time and just hanging out with her. She was always with different guys and I wanted to be one of them so I stuck around. She was a sexy trashy slut and I wanted her so badly. She always smoked pot and I eventually started myself. As time went by she would give me money to ride my bicycle down to the drug store to pick up some pot. The drug store was a convenient store on Oslo Road in Vero Beach. It’s shut down now but when it was open it was amazing. I’d ride my bike up to the store and immediately be surrounded by dealers asking me “Wha chu need? Wha chu need?”. I’d tell them I needed a 20 sack or whatever I was there for and they’d give it to me. Sometimes pulling it from their hat, pocket, and sometime even picking it up from the ground near a clump of grass or something. On many occasions when I’d ask for a 20 sack they’d pull out a 20 piece of crack and hand it too me. I’d see what I’d gotten and have to tell them I wanted a 20 sack of weed not crack. They’d then set me straight and I’d be on my way back to my lushious slut. After hanging with her for a few months every single day practically, we did the deed and I was one step closer to being the pervert I am today. We would get all fucked up off of weed or sometimes even crack weed which is weed with bits of ground up crack sprinkled on it. Then we’d fuck. That was our relationship. Getting fucked up and fucking like rabbits. It was a great time though I was quite a bit more instable than I am today. I blame it on the drugs and the teenage emotions. I would break up with her every week or so and then come crawling back for more. We had a love hate relationship or at least that’s how it was on my end. This is about the time when I started writing poetry all the time. I would be in class and not really pay any attention to what was going on because I was busy writing poetry to my love or my enemy, which ever it was that day. This type of relationship goes no where and ultimately ends in defeat and ours was no different. We parted ways leaving me bitter and angry at my first love. I could say I was pussy whipped and I may have been but it won’t change the fact that I loved her. I heard later that during the times when I’d break up with her she’d fuck random guys and never tell me about it. It’s all hearsay I prefer to think. Anyway, that’s my memory of my first love. A great memory, happy and sad all the same. I often think I should reestablish contact to see what her life is like now. I’ve thought about writing her a letter for so many years but I’ve always decided it was best to leave things as they were. Now that I’m going through some big changes in my life, I’ve decided that this is no time to stick to my guns on anything. Since the topic has arisen, I accept the challenge and here goes the letter that I will send once I find my lost love. Mind you, I don’t wish to start a relationship or even a friendship, I’d just like to know how things are going and if she’s done anything interesting with her life. Here goes nothing:

Janet,

It’s been a long time. Let me start by saying that I’ve wanted to write this letter to you for years now but I decided it was best not to meddle in the past. I’d like to set the tone of this letter right at the start so let me say that I’m not looking for a relationship or even a friendship. I’m writing this out of curiosity and to set things straight in my own head.

With that over with, it’s been years since I’ve seen or spoken with you. I’m curious to know what you’ve done with your life so far. I propose that we meet someday and chat about things. We can go get a coffee or have a beer, you’re choice. I’ll spare you the details of my life until then.

Now for the setting things straight in my head part. This deals directly with our relationship, if you would even call it that, way back when. I want to tell you that I really did love you then. It may not have seemed as such but I did. I feel bad about how fucked up I was by forcing the off and on again relationship. It’s one of the weirder times in my life and one that I’d like to come to terms with. So I’m hoping that after sending this letter I’ll be happy that I told you what I’ve wanted to for so long.

To wrap things up, I really hope you accept my invitation to chatting someday and respond to this letter positively. Either way, I wish you the best of luck in life and love.

Cheers, Dr. Brian

And that’s my letter and that’s my memory.