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For the past few weeks a neighbor has been chaining his two large german shepards outside in a communal area of the building. No big deal except that they go crazy when we walk our dogs by them. Yesterday one wasn’t tied up and almost attacked Laura while she was walking the dogs. Later in the day we were all stoned and throwing some garbage away when the dogs started barking at me. I told them calmly that if they didn’t like me then they could just get the fuck out of here then because this is my house not yours. That just made them more angry and ferocious. So I tried to yell at them to shut up and be quiet. Never works with my dogs either. So we were walking away and I was all pumped with adrenalin at that point so when I saw the neighbor peeping out her window I called up to her that she needed to get the dogs out of here.

A few minutes later her husband or boyfriend comes down and knocks on the door. I go to the door and he starts asking me how old I am and that I need to act like an adult and come talk to him if I have a problem with his dogs. He appologized for his dogs and wanted me to apologize for yelling at them but I didn’t. I told him straight up that “Hey, now that we’re talking. I don’t think its very respectful of you to the rest of the building to have you dogs there. I can’t even throw away my garbage without them attacking me.” Then he got pissed and seemed like he wanted to throw down and I was all for it. He’s asking me if I just told him I wasn’t sorry. As if right? I tell him, yeah that’s what I’m saying and furthermore I think its rude for you to come down here and start arguing with me about it. Anyway, he wouldn’t leave until I mockingly said “Please excuse me good sir for I never meant to cause you any trouble.” I shook his hand and went inside.

I shot off an email to the owner of course just to let him know that there was some drama going on around here. I don’t need that kind of bullshit from a place where I live. I get an email back saying that they’ve asked them to move out and that I wasn’t the only one who complained. I don’t think anyone else knew who’s dogs they were actually until I pointed the finger at them. I felt bad about them getting kicked out but fuck, don’t come knock on my fucking door looking for trouble cause I’ll bring it one way or another. Whether I have to beat your fucking ass down in front of your wife and child or just make you look like a complete dumbass in front of them for getting them kicked out. It wasn’t my intention of course. I really just wanted the dogs to go away so I can walk around my property in peace without some wild dogs trying to attack me. It was the owner’s decision to give them the boot not mine. I just let him know about the drama is all. Problem solved and peace returns to my quiet little building. Its too little for drama.

I had to clear my mind of this mess so I found some nice asian porn to enjoy. This site is called Asian Suck Dolls and you’ll love it. These are just a few of the many hot young asian girls you’ll get no where else but on this site. Truely amazing.

UPDATE: I removed this post since I was getting some unwanted attention to it recently. The page is translated into arabic and it has the words terror attack in it so it sent a red flag for Homeland Security and the NSA. I don’t really want that kind of attention all because of some ill thought out angry comments I blogged about a few years ago.

The US is the fucking best country in the world. No doubt about it. That’s why we run the show. Everyone else is just jealous. Sure we make mistakes. Every one does. We don’t get our panties in a bunch of go pointing the finger at people because they have it better than we do. No. If someone has it better than we do then we wouldn’t be the United States any more. We’re the best and we know it. We’re cocky and arrogant about it too. Its exactly how I am myself in real life. Cocky and arrogant about how I’m better than every one else. I know its true so I could give a fuck if you have a problem with that. It makes me smile just thinking of the parallels between the US and myself in this respect. Anyway, I don’t want to completely suck up to the man here. I just wanted to change this post to avoid unwanted attention, to rescind my remarks, and to boast a little patriotism. There’s nothing shady going on here on mywrongside. Just a pervert trying to make a dollar out of 15 cents. The American dream. No more, no less. The site is translated automatically using a wordpress plugin. It was tagged the following tags because the content of the original post had those words in it. I keep them because Google I don’t want to get any more 404 errors. Google already hates me for that. Its merely a bad coincidence that the site had those tags and was translated into arabic. I noticed something fishy when I was running a 404 checker and got some strange errors when translating this post and the tagged pages. Thats when I started noticing specific searches to the site specifically for terror.

And, if you are searching for shit like that because that’s the kind of shit you’re into then go fuck off. You need to get laid. Maybe you would be interested in some porn. Click on any of the porn images on the site to see more and signup for a cheap membership. Sorry we don’t accept camel spit for payment however I’m sure we can work out a deal if you do have some decent camel toes.

It’s Monday and I’m at school already. I just got out of my Differential Equations class early. He basically just gave us out tests back and sent us on our way. We’re getting a new professor half way through the course and it’s half way tomorrow. So today our ex-teacher is relaxed and is like what the fuck ever. Good for all of us. Anyway, he gave us our current grades that will carry over to the new professor and I have an 86 right now which I think is pretty decent. I hope this next guy is as lenient as my current one.

Besides that though, I’m sure you’re wondering how the whole having fun thing is going. Well, I must say that if you’re short sighted it seems like a horrible idea from all ends of the spectrum. But I prefer to think of myself as more calm and calculated about things, though it’s just the way I like to perceive myself even if it is bullshit. So, for those short sighted people, lets look at the situation. There’s me and there’s Laura. We’ve reached an agreement to do what we want and not feel guilty about it as long as we’re safe and we tell each other about it. So some may see this as an excuse for me to sleep with other people, which it may well be but that’s unimportant. What is important is that I wouldn’t need to hide anything I do if I did anything, which is great because it makes things more open between us. We don’t need to hide anything. Everything is out in the open. I figure, Laura made out with this guy because, yeah she may have been a bit drunk but, she wanted to. And that’s what’s important. That she do what she wants to do. Now seriously looking at the situation, Laura’s bound to get the better end of the deal here so I’m not sure what some people are griping about. Who cares really, it has nothing to do with them, it has to do with me and Laura and the people we play with. Now initially a guy would initially think yeah I get to sleep with other people. But seriously, isn’t a guy always trying to sleep with people? What would really change? Not a damn thing except your girlfriend is going to get fucked. Well, this doesn’t sound too good anymore now does it. Well, I’m beyond that I think. I really don’t mind her getting fucked. In fact, I enjoy her telling me the juicy details over the internet. I wish she had more juice is all. Anyway, I see past all that. I see her growing as a person and understanding herself, her desires, and her sexuality better. Which all in all is a good thing. So you ask yourself, what the fuck is my motivation then? Well, I think that once Laura is able to explore and understand her own sexuality she’ll be more willing to explore more with me. Which means things just got a little bit crazier. And I’m all about getting wild and crazy. I say crazy too much but what I really mean is something new and exciting. Something I’ve not done before or would like to do. And yes, I’m going to try to get laid but I’m not expecting anything, wishing but not expecting. What I’d really like is for Sharon and Laura to get to know each other. I think that they’d make good friends and they’re both freaky. But that’s just wishful thinking. I have no control over that situation. I can only sit and watch, maybe pop a penis in the mix to provoke something. Anyway, that’s life or that’s my life at least.

And then this adds a whole new spin on things as far as marriage is concerned. The way I see it, most guys get a divorce because either they aren’t getting along or he finds someone new. Well, getting along is just a matter of communication and understanding so that’s no problem as long as you keep listening. The only other reason would be another girl. But that’s just physical since you’ve got your communication and trust with your wife. Sure if you start to betray trust and not communicate your thoughts and feelings you’ll likely grow attached. But initially it’s all about turning up the heat sexually. So getting crazy with your wife and other people is optimal because you don’t risk anything between you two as long as you keep your communication and understanding. And not to mention it has to make for a much more interesting and fun life for both of you. And that’s really the only thing we want out of life, to enjoy ourselves. Live your life while you still have it. I don’t want to die without getting crazy, and I’ve only just begun to lose it.

It seems like forever since I wrote. School gets to me that way. It interferes with what I like to do. It?s getting me nowhere fast. There are a few things I need to write about today. Let?s see, there will be testosterone talk, I hate school talk, website additions talk, spring break talk, dwindling traffic, and to wrap up all that bullshit I will make a promise to my readers.

Testosterone is an interesting drug. It?s unlike any other I?ve ever had experience with. First off let me state that I don?t have any problems taking any drugs unless you establish an addiction. In which case, I think it?s the addiction I disapprove of rather than the drugs themselves. Self-destruction is inevitable and if people choose to take this or that to make that bumpy ride to death a little easier than so be it. So taking steroid, testosterone, is a funny drug. To get the best effects and minimize harm to yourself you need to take it in cycles. Meaning you take it for a few weeks and then stop for a while. Just like any drug it?s good to take a break so you can get back to normal. So I?m about to finish a cycle of Andro which is a precursor to testosterone. It?s missing a hydrogen atom. The hydrogen is added by your liver when you ingest it. It?s much milder than injecting testosterone into your muscles. Injections are crazy and I?d never do that. Maybe that?s why I stayed away from heroin except in my dirty rolls (ecstasy). But this stuff is bizarre. It?s not like a stimulant or a downer or a hallucinogen. It affects your mood and you don?t even realize it. It?s like you slowly start getting more aggressive and confrontational. At least I am. And it doesn?t give you energy. It?s just that when you go to the gym and lift weights, you seem to be able to lift a shit load more than you would normally. Like I move the amount I lift up each time I go to the gym. That?s not normal if you didn?t know. But fuck it. Some people give too much credit to being drug free and working hard. That?s a load of shit. Those people just want to make themselves feel better for doing things the hard way. It?d be like someone walking to school bitching about how those bicyclers are cheating and looking down at them for riding bikes. That?s just stupid. Get your own fucking bike and save a shit load of time you asshole. It?s all about people not wanting to accept that there are easier ways to do shit. It?s those people who are afraid of change that hold back society in so many ways.

So I still hate school. Surprise. I just took the second exam in my physics 2 class. I think I did ok but I can?t be too sure. I need a really good grade so that I can pass the class. I?m not doing well at all. I skipped Differential Equations so I could fuck around on the computer. I can?t wait until I graduate and this is all over with. Of course I?ll end up missing sitting around checking out hotties all day. But I?ve got my money (or hope rather, I have no money) riding on my weekend porn shoots making up for the lack of hotties during the week. Who knows.

I?ve added some important things to the site in the past few days. The first thing is I finally got SSL working. Now you can have a secure connection to the site. This is important because I need an encrypted connection if anyone plans to buy shit from me through this site. I signed my own certificate so you get this error or warning that will popup and say that the certificate authority isn?t trusted. That?s because I signed it myself instead of paying some company that your browser trusts to sign it for me. The use of that? Saving me $100 to have some dumb company do what I can do myself. Fuck that shit. The whole thing seems like a scam to rip me off.

Spring break is starting in my head a few days before it actually does. Today, I?m in spring break mood. I?m relaxed and chillin. Now that that physics exam is out of the way it?s smooth sailing for me. The original plan for spring break was for Mark, Laura, and I to go to north Florida and canoe down the Suwannee River. We were going to do like 80 miles. We?ve done 40 before and it was awesome. You drive to the canoe place and drop off your car. They take you, your shit, and a canoe north and drop you off. Then you paddle downstream with your shit until it starts getting dark. Then you find a place to camp on the side of the river. It?s nutty. We had a blast the first time and were really looking forward to go again. Well Mark was the first one to bail. He got some contract job where he needs to be onsite for a few weeks. So he?s out of the picture. Then Laura calls to reserve a canoe for the week and they tell her that they?re closing for like two weeks because the river is overflowing. So there goes that plan. So now plan B is to find another river close by that we can do. I haven?t looked into it too much and may after class.

I?ve noticed that traffic to this site has been slowly dwindling away. It seems like I?m accounting for more and more of the traffic. Especially with all the development I?ve been doing. So I?m thinking that I?m not being very captivating to my audience. Maybe school has made me boring or taken away all my interesting topics. Who knows. I haven?t had time to really sit down and write about perverted shit that I think about in a long time. That?s a fucking shame because I really enjoy that. I have a paper journal that I write in from time to time but that hardly ever gets typed up. Most of the time I think it?s just not interesting. Actually I think I mentioned that in a previous entry. So I?m thinking, what the hell can I do to generate more traffic? And what type of traffic do I want? I think I?d prefer people who come to read my entries right now. After I finish the scene and get the shopping cart working, I?ll worry about generating traffic for that purpose. But for now I need quick and easy ways to get people to come and read my ramblings.

In the past, posting pictures of naked people has worked for generating a spike in traffic. Actually, pictures of any sort seem to attract attention, naked ones obviously being better at it. I really have no clue what you want to see but I think almost everyone can agree that females are better to look at naked than males. So, my promise to you is that I will try my fucking hardest to get some pictures of naked girls for you. Where I?ll find those is anyone?s guess. But, none-the-less, I will do my best. Wish me luck.